Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Working With The Snuggle Puggle- 2nd Day!

Hello dear readers. It is Sir Harles, here to tell you about our second day working for our comrade, the Snuggle Puggle Eduardo. Due to my sister Sophie's sickness, we spent today working to clean up after her.

I manned the spray bottle. Should dear Sophie have an unfortunate incident on the carpet, I was ready and willing to destroy the stain. Dixie also helped with the paper towels.

Luckily, our work was for naught! For the first time in a while, Sophie did not express her bladder on the premises! Our full work day while our Mother worked was uneventful, and thus, a success!

However, our mother arrived home with bad news. Look what she found out Miss Maggie's blog:

Oh, infidelity! Sophie's beau Salinger is cheating with his on-and-off live-in pug, Maggie. Miss Maggie is new to blogging, and when our Mother began enjoying her blog today, she discovered Salinger's adulterous habits. Sophie was too upset to even blog. I am appalled at the un-chivalrous behavior! What is Sophie to do?


Salinger The Pug said...

Oh my darling Sophie Puggy Muffin! I am glad to hear that there were no "accidents" today and I MUST explain...Maggie is my ORIGINAL girlfriend from a long time ago when I was a mere pup!

Some say it was "puppy love", but you KNOW I only have eyes for Harl..AHEM...I mean YOU, my dear Sophie!

Hope you continue to feel better and tell Harley and Dixie that Eduardo needs to give you a raise!


Pug Posse said...

This looks like the perfect time for Pippin to come swooping in and woo dear Sophie off her paws! He is waiting to give lots of reassuring butt sniffs!
Pug hugs and kisses!
Pippin and the rest of the Pug Posse

Kelly said...

Oh, Soph... I am so sorry! Let's get out on the town. I will NOT have you sitting around being sad, watching all of these sappy old movies while crying and peeing out crystals.

Get dressed!I have a spa day lined up for us! We are hot young bitches (no really, we ARE bitches!) and we don't need these MEN!

P.S. I think there were bigger issues down the road with you and Salinger. This might save you some embarrassment?

Sandra y Coco Pug said...

Oh Sophie, my almost-sister-in-law!
Don't worry, there are other single pugs waiting for you. I hope you feel better! Just dont tell your brother and sister, let them continue their hard cleaning work!

Anonymous said...

Oh poor Sophie!! Indy just went through this same thing (the uti) and it was not fun. She lost a few pounds too. We now have a lingering scent of pee in one corner of the living room.. I think it is from the couch since I throurghly rescrubbed the carpet the other day. :p

And I hate to tell you.. I agree with Pearl's ps.. the writing was on the wall. lol Have some wine and chocolate or I guess some water and peanut butter!

feel better!!

Duke said...

You poor thing, Sophie! Maybe a day of shopping will make you feel better!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Jemima Jones Beck said...

ADULTERER!! Don't accept Salinger's explanation - make sure that you fully ignore him for at least a day - that'll show him whose boss!
Jemima Jones Beck

Pug Posse said...

I think everyone is missing the fact that a perfectly eligible gentlepug who adores Sophie and would never think of sharing his bed with any other girl pugs is waiting patiently to comfort Sophie!
Pug hugs and kisses,
Pippin and the Pug Posse

Nevis said...

Salinger cheated on Dixie? I told you that you should've picked Napoleon! :P

Murphy Dogg said...

You got it all wrong, Nevis! I'm Dixie's boyfriend and I would NEVER cheat on her!! In fact, I am already planning her punk rock Valentine's present ...
It's Sophie's boy, Salinger, who's the cheater!
Sophie, you need to set that pug straight (ahem) or drop him. If you want, I'll even go rough him up a bit for you to teach him a lesson, since you're my Dixie's sister.
Murphy Dogg

Joe Stains said...

Uh oh, Sophie might need to find herself a new man!!! If he liked it then he shoulda put a ring on it!!