Thursday, July 17, 2008

Dixie Flirts on the Monon

Ugh. So today Mommy and Daddy were like "we are acting like the pugs being all lazy" so they decided to get out and walk us on the Monon Trail. Don't they know we are PUGS?!?! Not like crazy trail walking dogs! On our trail there is a bridge and it has two sections that jut out and they have open-style floors and the humans MADE US GO ON THEM!!!!! Look at this.

We we all scared but then we just were like ugh we are tired already let's pant.

The humans gave us water like oh three times. Also we pee-mailed like oh 25 times and then pooped 5 times total. Then Dixie decided to sit down and rest. Little did I know what she was up to...

Daddy ran into a guy who was his friend in "Hi! School" (I don't know what that is... you have to go to school to say hello???) and he had two dogs, one was a boy Boxer. WELL.... just look at the Dixie Bugg.

What a TROLLOP! She was allll over this Boxer. IN PUBLIC!

Clearly she is just jealous that I have my boyfriend Salinger, so she was all over this Boxer to be all like "LOOK AT MEEEE!" She has another thing coming if she thinks she is prettier than me!!!!


Ruby Bleu said...

Now now Sophie...there are enough handsome boy doggies to go around! Work it Dixie, work it!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Salinger The Pug said...

That Boxer is a buddy of mine...I call him "Wingman" (hahahaha!)

Bugg needs love too!

Love and kisses my little Puggy Muffin,


CoCo said...

I don't like walking over metal plated gap fillers on our side walks. They make lots of noise when I walk over them, so I avoid them at all cost. Sometimes, my Mama thinks its funny to watch me scadaddle over them.

That is one handsome Boxer!


Jemima Jones Beck said...

Whar a hoe - lol - hehehe!
No, really you should let Dixie have her fun - you'll have the last laugh when she is knocked up with enormous boxer/pug pups!
I too hate metal grate walkways can you say TERRIFYING!
Jemima Jones Beck

Archie and Melissa said...

great post and comments! here i was laughing at this great story and then i read everyone's comments. now i have tears in my eyes from laughing. this was a great way to end my day.
:) m

Joe Stains said...

omdog, that is scandalous!!! glad you got to pee and poo a lot though!

Myeo said...

The boxer is handsome, probably that explains Dixie behaviour :P

Boy n Baby

The Devil Dog said...

That is very, very funny. Let Dixie be, she is just having fun.