Sunday, September 27, 2009

RIP Pegetables

Since our good pal Sal is willing to kill for them, we talked Mom and Dad into picking up a bag of Pegetables for us!

We actually haven't had treats for like, a month (I KNOW!?! Has anypug called the authorities yet?) so we were happy to gnaw on these peggies.

I got a corn pegetable.

The package says something about "do not let pet gulp. Gulping can be fatal." WTH does GULPING mean? Apparently Harles did it since his pegetable was like, all the way in his mouth and Mom took it away. We chewed politely... chicks rule!

Dixie had a carrot pegetable and ate it politely as well.

I got that corn down to a shank, sort of like Tanner does a lot.

Dixie worked on like, a carrot shank? BOL! That's so dumb!

But then Mom took them from ALL of us since we could fit them all the way in our mouth and it scared her. The celery was Harles', he really went to town in the 2.6 seconds he had it.

I was like, what the bark? WHERE are our pegetables?!?!?! (ps check out Harles' little teeth nubs in this picture!!! I BOL'd for like 2 HOURS!!!!!! BOL BOL!)

We had to stare at the Pegetable bag for like, forever. Mom said she's giving them to Sal since apparently he can handle them and we can't without threatening choking and dying.

This is total crap!!! Life is tough.


Hank said...

Whudda they mean no "gulping"??? Ain't that how yer supposed tuh eat???

PS I'm thinkin' Harles could do a toothpaste commercial! Funny pitcher!

Stubby said...

Hi Sophie! I have to get some of these pegetables! They look so delicious but I will probably have the same issues you guys do with them. I cannot control myself when it comes to treats and Mom freaks out thinking that I am going to choke on them.

Apparently Salinger is the only puggy who understands pegetable eating. Maybe he can give us lessons.

Stubby xoxo

Unknown said...

YUM!!! You guys rock. I always chop treats up if they're longer than my pinkie finger or thicker than my thumb.

Salinger The Pug said...

Mom gave up and just lets me have it. I'm not polite by any means with my Pegetables...I just chew them until it's gone (maybe 5 minutes?) but it's all good.

Ok, that pic of Harles reminds us of Charlie Brown yelling...kind of like THIS

Kisses to all


Dana Orsborn said...

Penny loves to gulp. That's probably why she can't have chew treats. Only whipped cream and chicken.

We sometimes ask for whipped cream at the drive-thru Starbucks, but usually they hear us coming at the speaker and have it ready at the window. We're terrible, I know. The baristas can't resist a squishy pug face. You guys should try it! But beware,
it might turn into a whipped cream addiction.

-Dana & Penny

Jemima Jones Beck said...

HARSH! My Mom always does the same thing - takes my bones and what not away right when they are getting down to be delicious numbs!

Oakley and Swisher said...

A month without treats!?! That is just unheard of. Well we may not like when they worry about us, but apparently its for our own good or some crap.

Lots of Licks--
Oak and Swish

Nibbles Treats said...

What the??? No treats for a month and then they get taken away from you? Sounds awful! Our mom is a treat lady. We are always getting great yummers!

Lots of treats,
Tinkerbell, Oscar and Tucker

Molly the Airedale said...

Do you mean to tell us that pegetables are supposed to last more than 5 minutes? Gee, they sure don't at our house!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Mia said...

WTH?!?!?!?! How dare the momma take your treats away! That is just not right and someone pay. If she's not going to give you the Pegetables, than she needs to find a substitute!!!


Anonymous said...

Well that isn't very nice!
I have never heard of those before, they do look pug nummy. :)

(Gulping.. Gus gulps.. sounds like Homer Simpson when he eats treats)

Ruby and Penny said...

Those treats look like plasticine. We hope they taste better than they look.
Love Ruby & Penny

Sequoia & Petunia & Emma said...

What is gulping? We have never had these pegetables...they look yummy though. Mom doesn't like hard treats since I only have five teefs left so maybe they aren't for me either.

Two French Bulldogs said...

Now thats what I'm talkin bout...pegetables..yummyyyyy
Benny & Lily

Ruby Bleu said...

I'm feeling ya Sophie...I can't have them either because I like to swallow things too. No fair/No fun!!!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

BRUTUS said...

Never heard of a pegetable before, but something tells me we could break your record for how fast the momma could take them away!! No gulping? Where's the fun in that???

Anonymous said...

hi.. just dropping by here... have a nice day!

Nevis said...

I've seen these but ever bought them for pugs - I usually give them things flavored with BACON! But I'm willing to give it a shot if pugs seem to like them....