Friday, July 24, 2009

Dah Bugg Gooroo Reeturnz.

Hellow iz dah bugg gooroo an i iz bak. I haz hurd dat yooz bin missun me an mah... HAY!

NOBUDDY DISREHSPEKTZ DAH BUGG GOOROOO!!! MOMMEHHHH!

Okey datz bettur. How roode.

Enny wayz yoo no dah dril. Yoo sendz me yoor burnun qwestshuns an I wil ansirz dem fur realz. Askz me qwestshuns abowt yoor pawrents, yoor bwutherz n sisturs, yoor poopz, anyting. I noz it all. Sewiussly. I wil tayk dem until Sundey afturnoooon den I ansirz dem!

Gooroo owt!

10 comments:

Lily and Benson said...

Can you see me? Those glasses are neat!
Benny & Lily

Asta said...

Deaw Bugg GooWoo

Can you pleez tell me why I have a polka dotted tummie?am I a dalmation in disguise?
Thank you fow youw considewation
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Heather and Pumpkin said...

Dear Wise Bugg Guru,

When will I finally land an Oscar winning role and knock Brangelina off the cover of People?

xoxo
Pumpkin

Sequoia & Petunia said...

Dear Bugg GooWoo

My Mothers paints her nails. It sure does smells bad but I was wonderings if we can have painted nails too. Hers looks so fancy when shes done? Have you evers painted yours paw nails befores?

Sequoia and Petunia

Sandra y Coco said...

Dear Bugg Gooroo,
my mother said she would get me a birthday present in advance. She made plans with a friend to take me to the mall with her once I get my present. Dad says he will never walk with her and me 'riding' that thing.
Dear Gooroo, I am dying to know what my present will be. Can you envision it?
Thank you sincerely
Coco

Rachel said...

aaaah, dah bugg is baaaak!!

Ok, Bugg, Clementine's question is this:
"Bugg, the mommy and papi are putting me in agility classes. they are doing this because for some reason, they are under the impression that I need to 'burn off my energy in more constructive ways'.....however, I think it's just going to make me even more agile in my house-couch-bed-winston-romping abilities. What do you think? Will I be so worn out afterwards, I won't be able to move, or will it be like the pug matrix when I come back?"

Winston's question is this:
"Dearest honorable respectable Bugg,

I would like to honor you with a gift. I will be shipping Ms. Clementine Churchill to you via priority mail. Please use her at your discretion, although I personally think she is most suited for hard pugual labor. There will be no return address, but you'll know it's from me.

Yours Truly,
Mr. Winston Decepticon Hambone Churchill"

Winston! That's not a question!!

Ok, Bugg - do the best you can!

Ruby Bleu said...

Yay it is the bugg GooRoo!!!!

OK, here is my question...my Mom has this big green box with wheels that she keeps in the closet. Well, it came out today and she started putting her clothes in it, but none of my things. Do you know what it could mean???

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Hank said...

Oh, Bugg Gooroo....I have missed you!

Here's the deal. Today, Molly O'Mally ran away from home! Before I could stop her, she shot out the front door like a cannon. Her daddy found her in the neighbor's shed. It nearly gave me a stroke as she crossed the street without even looking for oncoming traffic!

Why would she do such a thing?? Doesn't she like living with us? Would she rather live in a smelly, dusty shed?

I really need your input on this.

Molly's mom

Melissa and Emmitt said...

hi bugg!
it is me... emmitt.

i have always had this question... why don't they make doggy doors leading into the fridge so i can grab a snack whenever i want?

my doggy door only leads outside of the house... the farthest possible place from the fridge.

makes no sense to me!

xoxoxox
emmitt

Stacy/Brutus said...

Bugg, why doesn't mom take me everywhere with her? She knows I love to ride in the car and hang with her all the time?

Brutus