Hi guys it is Sophie. So Mommy was making fun of my flab the other day and I was NOT PLEASED since, let's be honest, Dixie Bugg is the one who needs a diet. LOOK!
Dixie one year ago, at a VET-APPROVED, HEALTHY WEIGHT:
Look at that portly pup! I am sticking out my tongue at her in disgust.
Anywho, I am sure you can imagine my shock when Mom pointed out this:
What, you don't see anything either? Mom was pointing out how my skin seemed to "melt" around me when I was relaxing on her lap. Psh she is one to talk. Look what she put me through!
Yep that's right she is pinching my pudge! Or, lack there of! I can't help that I had babies and babies and babies because of the mean Amish people at the puppy mill, and now have lots of excess skin in many areas of my body! I am NOT fat like the Bugg! I am the skinniest little baby girl in this whole family! SHEESH!
To offset my anger, I've included some lovely photos of us being neglected, which is pretty much standard nowadays. Check out Bugg's ugly tongue! BOL!
Mom is so boring I fall asleep while she's talking to me! DOUBLE BOL!!!!!
Look at us, poor neglected pups. Someone should call the ASPCA on our pawrents. Neglectful and verbally abusive. Me, fat... pish posh!!!
We got a SUPER COOL package by the way but I'm being extremely kind and letting Mom blog about it later.