Dah PETKO

Hai itz me dah Bugg. I fund owt dat I wuz goin to PETKO dis mornin!!!!! Luk how ecksited I wuz!!!!

Mah Momma did not remembur to bring hur camruh. She musst haz furgot dat it iz puppeh seezun.

First we sawz a babeeey dock-see. Hur nayme wuz Frankie an she had won bloo eye. I sed hai to hur. Den rite befur we lefft we saw...

A babeeeeey pug!!!!!!! Luk at mah Momma ignorun me fur hur. She yoozed hur camruh fone fur dah pikshures.

Shee didnt evun haz a nahme yet!!

I thot dat mamma wuz gunna steelz dah puppeh.

So I had lotz of treetz an saw sum puppehs and got dah petz frum sum strangurs.

Now I iz fartun becuz of dah treetz. Toot! BOL!