Hi itz dah bugg. I iz bein sent on uh reconasince misshun. Dah Mommy and dah Daddy tinkz dat dah neybur iz doin sum shadey biznuss at hur house. Dey sez they wish dey had more info abut why derz alwayz dah weird peeples der at dah weird hourz.
I will findz out... juss send me in, Mommy and Daddy!!! Strap dah camruh to mah Buddy-Belt an I iz unstopabul. I will findz out dah fax. An I will not let dah pitbol hurt mah Sofee agin. It is dah misshun: buggposibull.