Ugh. So today Mommy and Daddy were like "we are acting like the pugs being all lazy" so they decided to get out and walk us on the Monon Trail. Don't they know we are PUGS?!?! Not like crazy trail walking dogs! On our trail there is a bridge and it has two sections that jut out and they have open-style floors and the humans MADE US GO ON THEM!!!!! Look at this.
We we all scared but then we just were like ugh we are tired already let's pant.
The humans gave us water like oh three times. Also we pee-mailed like oh 25 times and then pooped 5 times total. Then Dixie decided to sit down and rest. Little did I know what she was up to...
Daddy ran into a guy who was his friend in "Hi! School" (I don't know what that is... you have to go to school to say hello???) and he had two dogs, one was a boy Boxer. WELL.... just look at the Dixie Bugg.
What a TROLLOP! She was allll over this Boxer. IN PUBLIC!
Clearly she is just jealous that I have my boyfriend Salinger, so she was all over this Boxer to be all like "LOOK AT MEEEE!" She has another thing coming if she thinks she is prettier than me!!!!