Pugs of Leisure

Hi everydog it is SOPHIE! Thank goodness Mommy is back. Well, we had fun while she was gone because Daddy let us be "pugs of leisure" and we lounged and lounged and lounged. No hostages necessary.

Mommy went a little C-R-A-Z-Y at her work thing- she worked a LOT! Like double normal. So she got to take today off and get her nails done and something called a muh-soge and she was gone for a while, but Daddy said she deserved it. We made her this card:

And I wrote: "Dear Mommy: We missed you so much! (wrunt wrunt!) Daddy says you are the bestest, and I think you are the bestest-estest! Love + Snorts, Sophie."

Dixie wrote: "Momy: I iz luv yoo? I tink you iz gweat! Bugg wantz da momy hom now! Sowwy for baadd writing. Dixie."

So I'm sure you all want to know about the birthday mauling, right? It was HORRIBLE. Our new neighors have a dog so we were like, yay! New friends! But she hasn't even moved in all the way. Then on Sunday night really late she was blaring her music and Mommy got very mad and went over there, and then it stopped. On my birthday, Daddy was walking me, and she had some not-so-nice looking people on her porch, who were talking mean about us. We were 3 houses away but we could already hear them on our walk back. They were saying stuff like that we would be treatables for their dog. So even though they were all sitting and their screen door was closed, SOMEHOW the door got open right when we were walking to our steps. It came up and grabbed onto my neck and wouldn't let go! I was crying and crying and sad. Daddy was so brave, he punched and kicked it, but it wouldn't let go still. Finally someone came over and it let go of me and Daddy took me inside and I was shaking and shaking. He checked me out but I was okay, so then I got some treats and then Daddy went outside. He told that lady what was up and he was loud and very scary, which was good because the dog was very scary and needs to stay on the inside and not the outside like us nice dogs. Mommy found out and was so mad, she says that since she is from New Jersey (we don't know what that is) the neighbor should be happy she wasn't there, and that she will give the lady a piece of her mind if she ever messes with us again.

Luckily, we have some GOOD neighbors! Mommy talked to them today and their humans said the dog was very aggressive with them too. Usually Gus and Rudy (they are Shih Tzus) can hang out in their yard with no problems. But the dog was super mean to them. So before the lady got home with the mean dog, we got to hang out in the yard with Gus and Rudy! We were of course a little nervous outside still so we got a little tangled.

Gus got a new shirt, it says "Bitch Magnet!" Mommy calls the neighbor lady that is mean that b-word, but I think it means two different things.

This is the whole group! Rudy, Gus, me, and Dixie. We are so super cute.

We are counting our little doggie blessings that we have a good Mommy and Daddy and some nice neighbors. Thanks for your birthday wishes and kind thoughts about my attack. I couldn't have made it without knowing that you are all there for me! Thanks bloggy dog friends! Don't forget the last SNPM contest!