Hi itz da Bugg heer, an BOY did I haz a reelly crazee day! I juss gotz bak frum dah V-E-T. Der wuz a biiiig bumpee lumpee on mah lip but den we went to dah V-E-T an now itz bettur.
(Mommy's note: the vet thought she probably got stung, she was chewing on something on her walk, and we've seen lots of fire ants, so in essence, the Bugg got BUGGED! The bump grew to the size of a huge grape in minutes- it was scary! She got some Benadryl, which essentially cost us $100 because it was after hours at the vet. Oh well- nervous parents!)
Ahem, I iz dah BUGG an I iz suppozed to rite!
So dah humanz deh payd dah V-E-T an den I poopied an den I had to sitz in dah car while dah humanz ATE DAH FOOD! Dey went to dah Pita Pit an I had to wach frum dah car. But den sum other human ladeez wur all like "she iz soooo cuteee" an I wuz happee again.
So I iz goin to make shure I iz helthy now, so I iz posting a Bugg Workout Videeo. I will be fitz and helthy!!!! No more V-E-T!