See how sad and pathetic we are? Here's why:
Mommy got a job. Yea and we know, she already has two. But they are like, "sometimes" jobs and not like her old job, like Daddy's, where she is gone the same time every day. Her two jobs now are like, sometimes she's home, sometimes she's not. But she had to go get another job like Daddy's and now she will be NEVER HOME during the day!
To make matters worse, I think this may be an epidemic. Our friend Jemima Jones Beck's Mom got a job yesterday too. Her Mom was home like, ALL THE TIME for like, MONTHS and now she's leaving her. Jemima is stashing treats to prepare for the apocalypse and we think we will do that too. Who knows when our super-employed busy humans will forget to feed us...
We have until June 15th, which is when she starts. We hope to convince her otherwise before then.