Saturday, March 28, 2009

Prezunt frum Dah Bugg Gooroo

Wy hellow, Dah Bugg Gooroo heur. Sum uf yoo dogz haz been rekwestun mah pressince. I seez dat yoo noz how faymus I iz.

Dat iz mah moovee postur. I wuz suppozd to bee in dah moovee but mah smartz wur too much an dah prodoocurs let a pursun of limitud intelugince be in it. It floppd. Bad muve, prodoocurs. Pluz, dey spelld gooroo rong.

Mah Mama sed dat if anee uf yoo wantz mah moovee postur fur yur dessktup bakroound den yoo can emayle us fur it. Mah emayle is listud on dah syde of dah blogg. Considir it ah prezunt frum Dah Bugg Gooroo.

Dah Gooroo will also ansir yoor qwestshuns, as pur yoousual. Ask dem an yoo shal reseeve.

12 comments:

Stacy/Brutus said...

Bug I have a question. Why doesn't my human allow me to roam the neighborhood? There are so many places to go and smell. I will come home when I am hungry or thirsty?

Look forward to your opinion,

Brutus

Rachel said...

Bug (GooROO) - why is it that every time Winston gets within 1'' of my face, he feels the need to share a big, wet SNEEZE with me?!?! I can't tell you how many times this has happened and I don't know what it means?

Ruby Bleu said...

Dear Bugg Gooroo...
Two duckies (yes, real duckies) have landed in my pool. A boy duckie and a girl duckie. What should I do?

Please help....

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Pugsley said...

Hey "BUGG GOOROO-

AWESOME poster!! You are top rate movie star in my eyes:) I will have mom put your movie poster up on my kennel.

XOXOXOXO

Suki Sumo said...

Dear Bug Gooroo,

My brudder has a licking addiction. From morning till night he has to groom me or my parents or his own feetsies. How can we get him to stop?

<3 Suki

Joe Stains said...

I have had a question for a couple of years now...what in the heck is wrong with Tanner???

Sandra y Coco said...

dear Bugg Gooroo,
why do i have to eat special dog food, raw veggies and organic natural nutricious food when my mom eats meats, grease, cholesterol and sugary edible stuff???

Apollo-of the Greek God's Pug said...

Bugg Gooroo! Haha! I have a question: Why does my Mommy baby talk to me?

Pearl said...

Why helloooo Bugg Gooroo!! This post just made my WEEK!

Here is my question...

On Valentine's Day, I went on 4 dates. I was fun, yet lady-like. I didn't smooch and tell. I was a real lady! I still don't have a boyfriend. No one has asked me out since then.

What's wrong with me Dixiiieee? Do I stink?

Nevis said...

Dear Bugg GooROO; How do you get all the boy puggies to like you so much? None ever seem interested in my little Ruki...!

Hank said...

Dear Bugg Gooroo:

Hank's mom here. My question is this: when Hank and Molly lick each others' faces are they making out? Or just eating each others' eye boogers?

I could really use your input on this. Thanks!

Murphy Dogg said...

Dear Bugg Gooroo,
I know you're my girlfriend and stuff, but can you still answer my question?
If so, here it is: why do my farts smell SO freakin' bad, but my sisters' farts don't? We eat the same food!
C-ya,
Murphy Dogg