Hi it's Sophie. I found a way to solve this whole Mommy spoiling Dixie and ignoring me problem.
It's time to find the Bugg a boyfriend.
That's why I will be hosting the first (and hopefully only) season of...
It will be perfect! You single doggies can woo her and she can choose (with my guidance, naturally) who to be with!
Who wouldn't want to be with this fine piece of bugg?
Of course you probably want to know more about her. This would be her ad in the personals:
SBF (single brindled female) seeks single male for lifelong relationship. All breeds welcome. Must love running in circles. Cross-eye a plus. Enjoys fine poop dinners, pumpkin, and smelly shoes. Halitosis is being treated, minimal shedding.
Any takers?? Woo away! Maybe you can get a treat and be one step closer to being the Bugg's boyfriend! And then... the humans will be mine!!!!!!