Monday, January 18, 2010

Chef Dixie Bugg THROWS DOWN

Well guys, I am *such* a proud pug Mama... Dixie is apparently famous? She told me yesterday that while we were at PETCO with Sophie, she had a THROWDOWN with Chef Bobby Flay?!?!

Apparently, The Bugg is known far and wide for her great palate and skill for cooking and enjoying poop. Her discerning tastes for the most avant-garde poop recipes earned her a spot on Bobby's hit list.

They matched up and Bugg was ready for the challenge. Both chefs got their utensils ready and started cooking. I'm really shocked and disappointed that I missed this!

Bobby presented a lovely carrot encrusted poop pile accented with a succulent side of poblano-corn casserole a la poo. However, Dixie countered with deep-fried poop nuggets, stuffed with peas and served with a pumpkin and peanut butter dipping sauce.

Well as I'm sure you have guessed, Dixie's nuggets were a hit! (Who WERE these judges?) She won the Throwdown and Bobby Flay left with his tail between his legs (figuratively speaking, of course.) Though victorious, Bugg has had a belly ache from all that poop eating!

How do you like your poop, doggies?

13 comments:

Tucan Samantha said...

Dede has a much more sophisticated palette... she prefers trash and mice. However, Radley enjoys ROLLING in poo... I don't know what I'd do if he ATE it... yucko!

Hank said...

OMG!!!!

I DYING LAUGHING!!!! CAN YOU HERE ME ALL THE WAY OVER IN BROAD RIPPLE!!!!!!

YOU A FUNNY GIRL!

Hank said...

Ooops....that's "HEAR".

BRUTUS said...

Wow - that's really remarkable!! Who knew the great Bobby Flay was into poo too!! Gee, maybe you'll get invited onto Iron Poo Chef next??? Do us proud, Dixie girl!! I'm not much of a poo guy myself, but to each their own!

Snorts-
Brutus the Frenchie

Stella, Gunther & Betty said...

Bahhh! Now that's a funny post furrrr sure! You got all our wrinkles jiggling all over the place. We're laughing so hard we're tooting at the same time.

Oh, BTW.. Betty will eat any poo anywhere, anytime. Bring it on baby!

Stella

Pearl said...

BOLLLL! Oh Dixie, you are a lady of many talents!!!

Momma was laughing this morning, because she was online ordering me a holistic supplement to try to help w/my bladder issues, and she saw this. Thought you might need it...

http://www.onlynaturalpet.com/products/Only-Natural-Pet-Stool-Eating-Deterrent/999171.aspx

BOLLL!
xoxo
Pearl

buhdoop said...

LOL! I love throwdown with Bobby Flay.

Lex said...

omg that is so gross and so funny!

Gus prefers wet soggy old poo while Indy likes it litter encrusted. *gag*

Sequoia & Petunia said...

BOL we love that cooking picture!

Well Sequoia won't touch the stuff but Tuni loves her some 'Sequoia style' poop logs! MMmm tasty Tuni says :)

Salinger The Pug said...

UGH...Bugg...it's a good thing you're so dang cute because we are GAGGING over here!

Mom is laughing because every time she's watched Throwdown...that stupid Lucky Charms Man lookalike always loses after acting like a know-it-all fool for half an hour.

Dixie Bugg...congrats, but you are SICK and WRONG!

Love,
S-Dog

Harry Pugalicious said...

You knows you's sick and wrong when S-Dog and his Mom say so!

Joe Stains said...

We like it fresh out of the C.A.T. YUM

Nevis said...

LMAO! I don't know whatto say....but....Baahahahahahaha!