Daddy totalllllly loves me! Much more than the bugg. I have picture proof.
And you know who is insanely jealous of our connection? That's right, the ruffle-chip-tongue b-u-g-g BUGG.
Daddy gives me kisses, but look what he does to Dixie! (Sorry for the indecent bugg-exposure. Also Mommy's voice sounds so stupid, she says "don't judge me.")
What a wanna-be Daddy's-girl.